EVM: New Avatar, New Miracle (Electronic Voting Machine)

             The full name of EVM was Electronic Voting Machine but a new incarnation has been born in Assam. The acronym for this incarnation of Kal Yag is still EVM but the full name (Every Vote for me) means all votes are for me. This is not a strange thing. In Hindu society, when a girl joins her in-laws after marriage, she is given a new name, a modern identity. That is why many women introduce themselves in such a way that before marriage my name was Shanti but now she does it. It's not just a name change, it's a job change. As this is the first election under the BJP government in Assam, the newlyweds are currently venting their anger on the EVM machine. The minor mistake of the daughter-in-law can be ignored but if it is a blatant mistake. Then the mother-in-law gets upset along with the in-laws. For example, if there are five people in a house and the daughter-in-law feeds ten families, then people are forced to think that her machine is near the neighbors. Didn't even start counting among your family members?

        This is exactly what is happening in Assam right now. The news channel and portal of Aaj Tak, once the most reputable national magazine, is now being counted in the dock media. According to a report published in it, a total of 90 voters were eligible to cast their votes at a polling booth in Assam's Dima Hasao district. That 10% voting took place. After that, the field correspondents would meet with the people to find out their lack of interest in the election process and the experts would analyze it and explain in more detail why this happened. No one expresses surprise or uncertainty, but here it is the other way around. At this lucky polling booth, 171 votes were cast instead of the maximum of 90. If a student got 3 marks in the 5th paper, Modi ji would have given him the Tagore award as compared to the Nobel Prize, but disaster befell the helpless Election Commission who performed this feat. After suspending five polling officers, it was decided to re-vote at this polling booth.

          Dima Hasao's district election officer, Paul Barua, took the step because, according to the commission, the turnout was only 5 percent. In other words, there should have been 9 out of 90 voters, but the machine is saying that it has 171 votes in its stomach. Usually, when the hen hatches the eggs, the eggs hatch badly, that is, four or five chicks hatch. Similarly, many votes are declared invalid for various reasons. There is also controversy over the recount and the results are announced. A high-level inquiry has now been ordered into Dima Hasao's case. Not long after a two-year investigation, it was revealed that twin chickens came out of a few chicken eggs and three or four came out of some, so their number increased from two to four. Or find out that the voting was not 5% but 5% but due to typing it was written as 2%. If this question is asked to Arya Bhatt, the inventor of zero and well-known mathematician, what is the percentage of 5%, he will answer 5. This will correct the number.

        In the Modi Yag, if anyone asks how more than 100 per cent voters are possible, the answer is "Modi is possible". Like Napoleon, the word impossible has escaped the Prime Minister's dictionary, just as he himself ran away from home after marriage. If the BJP comes to power in Assam again, the results of the investigation could be anything but at present it has been revealed that the village head does not accept the Election Commission's voter list. There is nothing strange about that. Many people in this country do not even believe in the constitution and a large number of them are in power. They either justify the Yatu constitution or refuse to accept it. Baghi village chief has his own list. It does not care if the people whose names are on its list are included in the official voter list. It also doesn't matter if they are registered in the infamous NRC or not. He was forced to resign by getting the votes of 5 people included in his list.

        Under the Election Commission, it will now be examined why Pardhan was not stopped from doing his bidding. And what was the security staff at the polling station doing at that time? No inquiry is required to find out the answer to these questions? In the village, Pardhan's mind is like the mind of Pardhan Sewak in the country. They appear on television one night and announce that the 500 notes will be closed after midnight? So they close. Asking them the question why this was done? The country is declared a traitor. In order to defeat the far-flung Corona, they voluntarily announce the lockout in the same way. No one dares to ask them why they did it all of a sudden. And did it make Corona angry? If Pardhanji can do such great things, can't the Pardhan of the village get the votes of those whose names are not in the voting list? Even if there is a lotus flower in the hand of this Pardhan, who can sell his hair?

        People striving for supremacy of the constitution in the country do not know that the new incarnation of EVM is showing new miracles under Kamal's rule. By the way, at present he has to work hard to make every vote his own. For example, in Karimganj district of Assam, while carrying the voting machine in a strong box, if the vehicle of the Election Commission suddenly breaks down, it is taken to the destination in a foreign vehicle with the help of a passerby. You will ask that this is a natural thing, how will all the votes come in its swing? The answer to this question is that when a vehicle with an EVM machine breaks down accidentally, the car of BJP candidate and MLA Krishnaindu Paul miraculously appears. They enthusiastically offer their services. In return for this benevolence, voters have to use batons to disperse if they are to make noise and protest.

        In this regard, the media should also see the miracle that he does not even bother to ask for the resignation of the Chief Minister. The Home Minister, acknowledging the lack of information in this regard, orders the Election Commission to take stern action but does not feel the need to take any action against his Chief Minister and Member Assembly. The presiding officer of the Election Commission, after issuing re-polling orders and sacking three officials, has said that he is as clean as EVM Sati Sautri, who was forced to ride in someone else's car. This neatness can be inferred from the fact that during further interrogation, when the officers were asked, they would say that they did not know who had killed the pursuing vehicle. Whoever told us to come and sit in my car, we got in it and their statement will be accepted.

        The MP who gave the EVM a lift when asked why you sheltered him in your car? So they will answer in a full voice. Is it a sin to help someone who is forced? He can also say that we do not know what is in the box of these people? And they didn't even say that, so it's all their fault? We didn't even know he was an election officer. He may go ahead and scold the investigating officer, saying that if he did not take the machine and the officers to the well-being center, the robbers or the opposition would get there and rob him. Who would be responsible in such a case? In today's history, when even the Supreme Court does not dare to go against the arguments of Kamal Dhari lawyer, who can deny such strong arguments? Well, in this glorious journey of EVM, it is very easy to get all the votes of the machine in your favor and there is no one more foolish than those who do not take advantage of this opportunity. The same people who are shocked and upset by such incidents The new incarnation of EVM and its new miracle are not familiar. Scholars know that sooner or later 'this was bound to happen'.